If she is blind, how will this impress her?

Jul 07 2005

Come on, this subject line killed me. Impress your Blind Date? Who would ever buy a watch for a first date with someone you don’t even know. And if she really happens to be blind… do the TICK TOCK of these watches help to win here heart?

From: ksnww@precisionsolarcontrols.com
Subject: **** SPAM **** Impress your blind date with Rolex or Cartier or Breitling
Date: July 7, 2005 1:50:07 AM PDT

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Published in Crappy Email on Thursday, July 7th, 2005