Almost Relevant SPAM

Sep 11 2008

It’s a fact. A beautiful fact.  I’m bald (it’s okay - I love being bald). It’s so unbelievably low-maintenance and I have grown to prefer the more streamline look I have now. In fact, friends, uncles, whoever I know even sparingly, who are showing clear signs of balding, my response to them is always, “Shave that shit.”  In fact, I’m thinking of starting a website – www.shavethatshit.com (don’t buy that domain, I may use it) – and showing unoptimized, balding horse-shoe hairstyles on them.  Then again, maybe not.  I got some spam that made it into my inbox untouched, which made me think that AlviArmani (see photo below) knew I was bald, but didn’t know me well enough to know that I would prefer a razor to hair treatment for men.  I liked the Before and After picture so much, I had to share it with you.


Published in Email Mistakes, General, Worst of Email

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3 Responses

  1. 1
    chris says:

    Baldness = Smartness
    :)
    Weird how some spam gets right in there.


  2. 2
    ryan says:

    not sure about any correlation to baldness and intelligence, but I feel my brain can expand with more airflow to the skull.


  3. 3
    Tim says:

    Well with the amount of spam out there, they have to get lucky every once and awhile…. right?