Almost Relevant SPAM
Sep 11 2008
It’s a fact. A beautiful fact. I’m bald (it’s okay - I love being bald). It’s so unbelievably low-maintenance and I have grown to prefer the more streamline look I have now. In fact, friends, uncles, whoever I know even sparingly, who are showing clear signs of balding, my response to them is always, “Shave that shit.” In fact, I’m thinking of starting a website – www.shavethatshit.com (don’t buy that domain, I may use it) – and showing unoptimized, balding horse-shoe hairstyles on them. Then again, maybe not. I got some spam that made it into my inbox untouched, which made me think that AlviArmani (see photo below) knew I was bald, but didn’t know me well enough to know that I would prefer a razor to hair treatment for men. I liked the Before and After picture so much, I had to share it with you.









September 11th, 2008 at 8:24 am
Baldness = Smartness
:)
Weird how some spam gets right in there.
September 11th, 2008 at 1:26 pm
not sure about any correlation to baldness and intelligence, but I feel my brain can expand with more airflow to the skull.
September 12th, 2008 at 5:12 am
Well with the amount of spam out there, they have to get lucky every once and awhile…. right?