Christmas is coming, the Goose is getting FAT

Dec 15 2008

…time to put a penny in the old man’s hat.  Sorry – inside joke among friends here.

But, back to the point at hand here.  KillROI is mixing it up with some Christmas dignitaries in my house. It’s getting a little out of control here as this guy really gets around – hanging with some Nutcracker royalty, then he makes his way onto the Christmas Tree hanging with Big Bird, and now, he’s chilling with our angel – don’t get any ideas.  I’ve been a bad boy with missing a couple Haiku Mondays recently, so let’s get our groove on with haikus about KillROI. Comment with a passion below.

Yellow Warrior
Why do they call you KillROI
When you just spread love


Posted by Ryan Buchanan at 6:34 AM

Published in General, Haiku, Viral Marketing, eROI, eROI Party + Events on Monday, December 15th, 2008    

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10 Responses

  1. 1
    KKBK says:

    The following has been moderized and slightly butchered to fit the rules:

    For the old man’s hat;
    If you ain’t got no penney
    Half a pence will do.


  2. 2
    Mike says:

    Email watched over
    By machines of loving grace
    Guarding our inbox


  3. 3
    Easy says:

    Sunday snow is fun.
    Workday snow makes work tougher.
    KillROI bring some sun?


  4. 4
    Mary says:

    A Christmas KillROI
    to match Ryan’s Nutcracker
    would be green and red.


  5. 5
    Brandon says:

    Pretty cold out there
    Much like a witches nipple
    Staying home today


  6. 6
    Meggan says:

    the city panics
    when snow falls onto the ground
    get a grip, Portland!


  7. 7
    cbakes says:

    KillROI is yellow.
    He fights against the spammers.
    What a great fellow.


  8. 8
    Mai says:

    KillROI keep me warm
    I am freezing from this snow
    snowboarding is here!


  9. 9
    Dylan says:

    Stuck indoors today
    Snow has turned to ice on hill
    Car is not happy


  10. 10
    Easy says:

    you come to work sick.
    coughing, spewing disease, germs.
    thanks, now i’m sick too…