Christmas is coming, the Goose is getting FAT
Dec 15 2008
…time to put a penny in the old man’s hat. Sorry – inside joke among friends here.
But, back to the point at hand here. KillROI is mixing it up with some Christmas dignitaries in my house. It’s getting a little out of control here as this guy really gets around – hanging with some Nutcracker royalty, then he makes his way onto the Christmas Tree hanging with Big Bird, and now, he’s chilling with our angel – don’t get any ideas. I’ve been a bad boy with missing a couple Haiku Mondays recently, so let’s get our groove on with haikus about KillROI. Comment with a passion below.
Yellow Warrior
Why do they call you KillROI
When you just spread love









I am excited to join a great panel for an upcoming Software Association of Oregon event called 



December 15th, 2008 at 7:09 am
The following has been moderized and slightly butchered to fit the rules:
For the old man’s hat;
If you ain’t got no penney
Half a pence will do.
December 15th, 2008 at 8:06 am
Email watched over
By machines of loving grace
Guarding our inbox
December 15th, 2008 at 8:15 am
Sunday snow is fun.
Workday snow makes work tougher.
KillROI bring some sun?
December 15th, 2008 at 8:23 am
A Christmas KillROI
to match Ryan’s Nutcracker
would be green and red.
December 15th, 2008 at 8:26 am
Pretty cold out there
Much like a witches nipple
Staying home today
December 15th, 2008 at 8:53 am
the city panics
when snow falls onto the ground
get a grip, Portland!
December 15th, 2008 at 9:24 am
KillROI is yellow.
He fights against the spammers.
What a great fellow.
December 15th, 2008 at 9:33 am
KillROI keep me warm
I am freezing from this snow
snowboarding is here!
December 15th, 2008 at 3:39 pm
Stuck indoors today
Snow has turned to ice on hill
Car is not happy
December 19th, 2008 at 5:52 am
you come to work sick.
coughing, spewing disease, germs.
thanks, now i’m sick too…