eROI Days Email Agency » Crappy Email http://eroidays.com Web Design + Email Marketing Agency, Email Design, eROI, eROI Days Blog, Email Marketing Strategy, Email Inbox Blog, email days, interactive agency culture, email marketing blog, Funny Email, viral marketing, Spam Archive Mon, 26 Jul 2010 17:36:44 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=abc en hourly 1 http://eroidays.com http://eroidays.com/wp-content/themes/eroidays/images/favicon.ico eROI Days Email Agency Santa Spammed Me http://eroidays.com/2005/12/02/santa-spammed-me/ http://eroidays.com/2005/12/02/santa-spammed-me/#comments Fri, 02 Dec 2005 20:01:30 +0000 Ryan Buchanan http://eroidays.mu.eroi.com/2005/12/02/santa-spammed-me/ So just when you think that spam is all about Viagra, Porn and financial scams, some clown throws Santa in the the mix. Dam them. Santa is a institution and not be be used to financial gain, oh, wait… I guess he is a marketing ploy to support Big Box retailers and ad agencies, darn it.

But I was shocked to see Santa in my inbox asking for Cash to send a letter to a child.

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]]> http://eroidays.com/2005/12/02/santa-spammed-me/feed/ 0 If she is blind, how will this impress her? http://eroidays.com/2005/07/07/if-she-is-blind-how-will-this-impress-her/ http://eroidays.com/2005/07/07/if-she-is-blind-how-will-this-impress-her/#comments Fri, 08 Jul 2005 02:49:04 +0000 Ryan Buchanan http://eroidays.mu.eroi.com/2005/07/07/if-she-is-blind-how-will-this-impress-her/ Come on, this subject line killed me. Impress your Blind Date? Who would ever buy a watch for a first date with someone you don’t even know. And if she really happens to be blind… do the TICK TOCK of these watches help to win here heart?

From: ksnww@precisionsolarcontrols.com
Subject: **** SPAM **** Impress your blind date with Rolex or Cartier or Breitling
Date: July 7, 2005 1:50:07 AM PDT

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From: Rebecca [mailto:fcs@wanadoo.fr]
Sent: Tuesday, June 21, 2005 4:06 PM
Subject: **** SPAM **** Visual identity for your business

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