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Porn Email Teaches me So Much

Ryan Buchanan — Sun, 05 Feb 2006 23:24:22 +0000

I never knew such innovation existed in the Porn Industry. What would we do without Porn Spam.

Hardie Har Har Har – ingstant hardon porn spam

Ryan Buchanan — Wed, 18 Jan 2006 07:00:20 +0000

Spammers do Wonders with Text Email

Ryan Buchanan — Fri, 05 Aug 2005 23:08:34 +0000

When I first saw the email shown below, I thought “just another Viagra or Cialis spam email” with no unsubscribe mechanism. Then, I realized that it had made it past my spam filter and wasn’t even flagged as spam in the subject line. This spammer was perfecting some classic spammer tricks which contributed to his success in making it to my inbox. First, the email was all text (albeit oversized text on a shaded background). Secondly, the large spam-like word “sperm” was deliberately misspelled to “spur-m” to avoid spam filters. Lastly, the spammer avoided any use of the phrase “click here.”

Don’t buy her flowers, Give her milk

Ryan Buchanan — Mon, 20 Jun 2005 12:45:40 +0000

Now, I’m not a fan of SPAM and never will be, but this subject line really caught my attention. I’m not a lesbian (although I sometimes think about it), but I’m thinking that the milk industry is making a comeback. Flowers, chocolate, Victoria’s Secret – that’s old news. What you really need to do to get a woman going is head to 7 Eleven and pick up a gallon of milk – the cow hormones apparently get other hormones worked up. The Porn email starts here and continues when you click to read more:

> From: Sonja [mailto:kmjysxbxc@jodypolk.com]
> Subject: **** SPAM **** Don`t buy her flowers, give her milk…

> Increase your xxx VOLUME, and xxx Length
> main benifits:
> – The longest most intense xxx of your life
> – XXX like steel
> – lncreased xxx/desire
> – Stronger xxx(watch where your xxx)
> – Multiple xxx
> – Up to 500% more volume (xxx xxx in it if you want)
> – Studies show it xxx xxx
>
> DISCREET SAME DAY SHIPPING – TRY IT, YOU’LL LOVE IT!
> (and she’ll xxx you for it)

The government made me edit this blog entry. Or maybe it was The Man. No, truth be told, it was my parents. Why do we listen to our parents when we don’t have to? The weird thing is when you turn into your parents. Oh well – let your imagination run wild with the censored entry above.