Almost Relevant SPAM
Thursday, September 11th, 2008It’s a fact. A beautiful fact. I’m bald (it’s okay - I love being bald). It’s so unbelievably low-maintenance and I have grown to prefer the more streamline look I have now. In fact, friends, uncles, whoever I know even sparingly, who are showing clear signs of balding, my response to them is always, “Shave that shit.” In fact, I’m thinking of starting a website - www.shavethatshit.com (don’t buy that domain, I may use it) - and showing unoptimized, balding horse-shoe hairstyles on them. Then again, maybe not. I got some spam that made it into my inbox untouched, which made me think that AlviArmani (see photo below) knew I was bald, but didn’t know me well enough to know that I would prefer a razor to hair treatment for men. I liked the Before and After picture so much, I had to share it with you.










