eROI Days Email Agency » logo http://eroidays.com Web Design + Email Marketing Agency, Email Design, eROI, eROI Days Blog, Email Marketing Strategy, Email Inbox Blog, email days, interactive agency culture, email marketing blog, Funny Email, viral marketing, Spam Archive Fri, 04 Mar 2011 14:25:04 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=abc http://eroidays.com http://eroidays.com/wp-content/themes/eroidays/images/favicon.ico eROI Days Email Agency Satisfaction Guaranteed? Please… http://eroidays.com/2005/06/22/satisfaction-guaranteed-please/ http://eroidays.com/2005/06/22/satisfaction-guaranteed-please/#comments Wed, 22 Jun 2005 09:14:08 +0000 Ryan Buchanan http://eroidays.mu.eroi.com/2005/06/22/satisfaction-guaranteed-please/ I got an email from Rebecca NoLastName. Rebecca – what the hell is your last name? You tell me that you are going to guarantee satisfaction on logo, special packages, and bulk orders. Please…what is your process of walking me through the brand identity process? I’m fascinated by your incredibly crappy email. What type of special packages? What am I bulk ordering. Rebecca – don’t play me like that. Just tell me your last name. Click to read Rebecca’s email to me:


From: Rebecca [mailto:fcs@wanadoo.fr]
Sent: Tuesday, June 21, 2005 4:06 PM
Subject: **** SPAM **** Visual identity for your business

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