Don’t buy her flowers, Give her milk

Ryan Buchanan — Mon, 20 Jun 2005 12:45:40 +0000

Now, I’m not a fan of SPAM and never will be, but this subject line really caught my attention. I’m not a lesbian (although I sometimes think about it), but I’m thinking that the milk industry is making a comeback. Flowers, chocolate, Victoria’s Secret – that’s old news. What you really need to do to get a woman going is head to 7 Eleven and pick up a gallon of milk – the cow hormones apparently get other hormones worked up. The Porn email starts here and continues when you click to read more:

> From: Sonja [mailto:kmjysxbxc@jodypolk.com]
> Subject: **** SPAM **** Don`t buy her flowers, give her milk…

> Increase your xxx VOLUME, and xxx Length
> main benifits:
> – The longest most intense xxx of your life
> – XXX like steel
> – lncreased xxx/desire
> – Stronger xxx(watch where your xxx)
> – Multiple xxx
> – Up to 500% more volume (xxx xxx in it if you want)
> – Studies show it xxx xxx
>
> DISCREET SAME DAY SHIPPING – TRY IT, YOU’LL LOVE IT!
> (and she’ll xxx you for it)

The government made me edit this blog entry. Or maybe it was The Man. No, truth be told, it was my parents. Why do we listen to our parents when we don’t have to? The weird thing is when you turn into your parents. Oh well – let your imagination run wild with the censored entry above.

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Don’t buy her flowers, Give her milk